Prompted by a mention of "what are these FAQs for and why are you all so obsessive about them" in afp:
The poster that's short of a clue (tra la)
Must suffer a lot from the lack
It may look obsessive, it's true (tra la)
But think of the favour we do (tra la)
When we send him in search of a FAQ
When we send him in search of a FAQ
And that is the reason we act as we do
When we chance upon someone who's short of a clue
Tra la la la la,
Tra la la la la,
On someone who's short of a clue
Tra la la la la,
Tra la la la la,
Tra la la la la la la!