I signed up for a CS class
They told me some project work was needed to pass
If it ain't Lisp you know it's not getting done
'Cause girls they wanna defun
Oh ... girls just wanna defun
There's no point saying "write it in C"
For God wrote in Lisp and I tend to agree
Good luck in getting your compilers to run
But girls they wanna defun
Yeah, girls just wanna defun
That's all they really want
To defun
Procedural programs are something to shun
'Cause girls just wanna defun
Yeah, girls just wanna defun
Some guys make a statement in Perl
By hiding the way that they're greeting the world
Some say that Java has a place in the Sun
But girls just wanna defun
Yeah, girls just wanna defun
That's all they really want
To defun
Not even setq - well, maybe just one
But girls, they wanna defun
Oh girls just wanna defun,
They wanna defun (They just wanna, they just wanna)
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(credit for the title goes to http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00103.html)